Tall Blond White Males Not Concerned About Ethnic Profiling in Wake of Norway Attacks

Posted on July 25, 2011


EP: Oslo, Norway- A recent poll conducted by Gallup reveals that tall blond white males between the ages of 27 and 45 are overwhelmingly unconcerned that fallout from the recent terrorist attacks in Norway will result in increased profiling of tall, blond white men. Anders Behring Breivik, a 32 year old nordic man of white, anglo saxon protestant descent, confessed to the shootings that killed atleast 86 people on Utøya in Norway.

Anders Behring Breivik confessed to recently murdering more than 80 people in Norway. Despite the attacks, many white males are not concerned about ethnic profiling. Breivik is seen here posing for an Abercrombie & Fitch advertisement.

Despite the fact that Breivik’s murderous rampage is considered by some to be most horrific terrorist act by an individual in modern times, most blond-haired, blue-eyed white men do not expect their ethnicity to be associated with the attacker. “Lets put it this way” said Fred Whitacre III, the CEO of a large aviation parts manufacturing company based in Newark, New Jersey, “when I walked into work this morning, I did not feel like I had to apologize on behalf of white people for this terrible atrocity.” Whitacre is a six foot tall white man with blond hair and blue eyes.

Jeff Jones, an anthropologist at American University in Washington DC, expects that white males will continue to enjoy the priveleges that white males have enjoyed for the better part of human civlization. “I do not forsee any sea-change in how the world views white males” he explained, “I expect we will continue to see them enjoy status, wealth and political power for decades, if not centuries, to come.”

There are some who believe that only the actions of non-white individuals can be interpreted as representative of their larger race or religious community. Dr. Fred Johnson of the American Enterprise Institute has researched this phenomenon and concluded in a recent report that “whenever a white man does something bad, there is an implicit assumption that his actions were informed by unique circumstances specfic to that particular individual. This is not the case for non-white criminals, whose actions clearly represent deep-seated, perhaps even genetic, predispositions to violence, crime, stupidity or general evilness.”